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Kra$hout - The Digital Savage

I don’t manipulate — I optimize perception.

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Who TF is Kra$hout?

I’m the troll your comms team wishes they could control. A ghost in the feed, a glitch in your campaign, and the architect of narrative dominance.

What I Do (for money)

✅ Ethical Social Engineering

Subtly bend perception without breaking reality. Personas, psy-ops light™ — your ops, upgraded.

🧯 FUD Inspection & Counter-Trolling

Fear, uncertainty & doubt? I detect, trace, and neutralize hostile content. Plus: I make clowns regret tweeting.

🧬 Narrative Shaping & Disinfo Detection

Decode who’s behind what — and reverse-engineer virality in your favor.

🔥 Crisis Influence Management

When the fire starts, I bring the smoke... to your enemies. Meme nukes included.

Use Cases

Testimonials

"Our narrative was dead. Kra$hout resurrected it in 48 hours — and made it trend."
— Political Advisor, West Africa
“A meme hit squad with surgical precision. Worth every satoshi.”
— Crypto CEO
“The only troll we ever paid — and we’d do it again.”
— Crisis Comms Lead, EU

Let’s Work

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Use this form to drop me your brief, your chaos, or your crisis. I’ll bring the smoke.

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